Harry is a Customer Support Agent at Resolver.
Harry was provided with a template to guide him as he composed his bio. Instead, he opted to say the following:
I was given a template to follow to fill you in on who I am and what makes me tick, but to hell with the system, here’s all you need to know:
I came to Resolver to wear outrageous shirts and answer your consumer enquiries, and I’m all out of outrage.
Truly, Mr. Duff Walker is a rebel with a cause – providing excellent customer service.